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"So team, it's Easter tomorrow: we need to be up early to find the eggs in the garden before the kids..."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Spider's Web Trampoline

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

'...and if you guys keep screwing up, I'm gonna have to start kicking some butt!'

Garden Sudoku

"Let's do exactly what these pundits in the halftime report said we should do. If we lose, we'll blame them!"

Beer Garden Kit

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

"This better be important."

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

The whole club stands behind the coach...

'And that's the quickest way out of the car park after the game.'

"Legally, we're a farm."

'To err is human. To really mess up, we've got to do some planning.'

"See? I told you our yard was too small for a swing set."

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'

'I'd like to come out and play but I can't find a sitter.'

A Gardener's Calendar: January - This is the most convenient time to work out your plans for the year.

'Yep, that cat is one sound sleeper.'

'Oh great. The neighbors are worming their way into another BBQ.'

The corporate ref slaps Vincent with a foul- and then a couple of quick technicals for arguing.

Bedelia was torn. On the one hand, she had never met a man so generous...

Neighbours playing tennis over the garden wall.

"Janet and Bob are coming to dinner on October 6th. Better plant eight more carrots and three more potatoes this spring."

'Wait! Stick him back in the freezer. Coach changed his mind. He wants us to warm up a lefty.'

Defense Not losing Goal Offense Winning

Power play