Garden Escapologist T-Shirts

'Looks like rain. I'm finishing for the day!'

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

'God knows what he gets up to in there all day.'

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

Cot Escape.

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

Houdini's infancy.

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

"If my husband finds out about us. . .listen, we must cover our tracks so well that no one believes that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time!"

Houdini 2019

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

Escaping Flowers

'Wait for me!'

In Case of Emergency: Pizza

"This biography of Harry Houdini has binding on all four sides!"

"I'm un-retiring today. Spending time with my family with hell."

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'

'Jane It used to be jungle out there'

Tortured by music

Dad was widely regarded as being unsuitable for younger viewers.

"I fled from suppression, torture, exploitation and bullies."

"He's ready to retire but the removal of the triple lock could be a problem."

"And now we come to the award for Escapologist of The Year. . ."

"Now remember, act normal!"

Halfway around the learning curve, Bob lets go.