Garden Critic Prints

"Excellent, an unkept garden! Obviously not a keen gardener so the chances of us being poisoned here are low..."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Taking it easy

Mantis Love

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Nature Lovers

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

Watering the garden gnome

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

'I'd invite you in but there's no room.'

Suburban street.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Stop and Smell the Roses

Crazy paving company.

"I'm too old for baby limas."