Garden Creativity Seeker T-Shirts

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Yardless: Please help

Raincloud Umbrella

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

Cats and gardens.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

The Origami Society...

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Lawnmower

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Et in Arcadia Ego

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Do you mind!!?'

'I've lost my mojo, Marjorie.'

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Ecology

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'Assume the position, Caruthers. I'm going to frisk you for a good idea.'

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

'He took a fetching class.'