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'Harold, I told you to take out the trash!'

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

Blowing dust off an order book.

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

Dustbin monster.

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

"You said to start the laundry and bathe the cat, so I thought I could save time if..."

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

Raccoon receiving IV of garbage.

Buried Rubbish

"Why, you're right. Tonight isn't reading night, tonight is sex night."

Dustbin monster.

"Wouldn't you be more comfortable if you lived at home?"

"Waking at 2 A.M. is how I stay one step ahead of all the people who wake at 5 A.M."

"Don't get me wrong, it's good for us, but I can't believe how much food humans waste..."

'I'd like to investigate your tax return.'

"Frank doesn't like to waste a minute of his vacation."

'This is Billy...my caddy and designated putter.'

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

"I'm busy right now. Ask your mom if she can be interactive this evening."

Smiley Trash.

"Personnel say we can't recruit because nobody wants the soul destroying pressure, the morale crushing hours, the TERRIBLE work life balance."

Head of Rubbish to fox - 'We're looking for new holes in the ground.'