Garbage Sleuth Pillows

'If you're going to sneak your discarded wine bottles into my garbage pail, at least let me assist in emptying them.'

$1: Family Secrets

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Mysteries.

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

Welsh water sewage

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?'

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

Two men converse secretively

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

'It appears that 'reduced fat' means high fat, 'lo-fat' means plenty of fat, and 'fat-free' means some fat.'

After the curevac disaster: German overnment now invests in a serious pharmaceutical company.

'This is our environmental policy officer.'

Reporter #3: can.

"Apparently, some of the additives cause a nerve disorder, but others cure it."

Arthur Conan Doyle

House detective.

"That little hypocrite's done that with a felt-tip made from plastic!"

"I think someone's been tampering with my brakes!"

"I won't be needed a new laptop as stated in my email. I've found one on top of my Mum's wardrobe."

Fire Escape - A large flame of Fire trying to escape from two Office Workers chasing it with Fire Extinguisher and Fire Hose in hand.

'I am the 'fly on the wall' you speak of. What would you like to know?'

"We have to discover who's dumping clean water into our sewage."

Detective questions woman with body in hat.

'Later on we'll tell them it's oil.'