Garbage Sleuth Pillows

'If you're going to sneak your discarded wine bottles into my garbage pail, at least let me assist in emptying them.'

$1: Family Secrets

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Mysteries.

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

Welsh water sewage

'I don't think the killer would in the garden...that'd be waaaay too obvious.'

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?'

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

Two men converse secretively

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

'It appears that 'reduced fat' means high fat, 'lo-fat' means plenty of fat, and 'fat-free' means some fat.'

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

After the curevac disaster: German overnment now invests in a serious pharmaceutical company.

Reporter #3: can.

"Apparently, some of the additives cause a nerve disorder, but others cure it."

'This is our environmental policy officer.'

Arthur Conan Doyle

Dog Evolution

House detective.

wikileaks

"That little hypocrite's done that with a felt-tip made from plastic!"

Julian Assange

"I think someone's been tampering with my brakes!"

"I won't be needed a new laptop as stated in my email. I've found one on top of my Mum's wardrobe."

'I am the 'fly on the wall' you speak of. What would you like to know?'

Fire Escape - A large flame of Fire trying to escape from two Office Workers chasing it with Fire Extinguisher and Fire Hose in hand.

"We have to discover who's dumping clean water into our sewage."

"I miss the challenge of the old days, the excitement, intrigue..."

Detective questions woman with body in hat.