Environmental Sleuth Pillows

'Later on we'll tell them it's oil.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

The interested bystanders.

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Evolution.

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'You've been killing files again.'

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'We are an environmentally sensitive organization. We will have to do a background check on the size of your carbon footprint before we can make an offer of employment.'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

GM Crops Genie.

Undercover Biophysicists

The Modern Godot

Newton's Law and Order.

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

Professor Yomp is working overtime, trying to find a synthetic rhino horn.'

Welsh water sewage

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?