Garbage Day Warrior Pillows

"No dear, Bin Day is Thursday."

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Would it kill you to compost?"

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

Recycle or ruin the planet?

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

We're polishing our brand.

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

NYC Department of Sanitation

'He's a structural engineer.'

Message in a Plastic Bottle

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

Urban Compost Heap.

"He was a real fan of recycling."

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

Raining Cell Phones.

The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Kid

Dutch Apple Core Pie .

Over-packaged fruit and vegetables