Garage Junkie Prints

Birdhouse Garage

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Organic Soldering.

Inflating Boobs.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Animals are smarter than we think!

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"It's worse than I thought."

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

His and Hers Garage

When did you last have your oil changed?

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

Acme Flyswatters.

'We've found the problem...'

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

Garage Sale: Assorted shares of stocks.

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'Well, if I have a short circuit, just lengthen it.'