Gang Culture Awareness Gifts

'I wish you wouldn't carry knives in your trousers - they make such holes in your pockets!'

Hoodie Hang-out

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

You trip on it, you buy it.

"Welcome to the United States."

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

'The London drive-thru experience.'

Skater dude.

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

Boom box/Ka-boom box.

"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks."

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

'Has this wall got spellcheck?' 'Dunno...ask it.'

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

'OK, Now let's see your Downward Dog'.'

'Warning, not giving could be hazardous to your health'

Woman carrying Bridget Jones video : 'I got your gangster film. It's a special edition with alternative scenes.'

A street salesman selling winkles.

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

"I started with nowt and I've still got it."

"They're from the new Gangsta line of sleepwear."

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

Homeless Man: 'So...your Park bench or mine?'

Homeless man offering haircutting services.

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Bring back the cat.

Yo, Twitchy

"Actually, the neighborhood today is much less restricted than it used to be."

'Well, I've got my moto, my bling from E-bay, and Gerald here is my bitch. So everything's fine, you?'

Future Old People.

"Hi, do you have a moment to discuss annoying people who stop you in the street?"

No Parking in Firelane.