Gamma Ray Geek T-Shirts

"I got hit by a gamma ray burst!"

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

Elephant ass selfie.

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Atomic Bear: Part 5

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

Orthopaedist

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

Kim Jong-un

Eco-Terrorism

'I don't like the looks of this - there's nothing wrong.'

Why dogs are not hired to do bone scans

I owe you an apology for not believing you have back pain.

Confusion in A Jar.

'Isaac Newton, doing...research.'

"I don't like the looks of that Spot on your lung."

Theory of Gravity

Nuclear lineup

'That book is not available in this solar system, but we can order it for you.'

Isaac Newton...stumped.

Turkey Dinner and gravity

'Penny for them, Albert.'

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

"Trust me I'm a Doctor."

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.