Gaming Culture Commentator Pillows

'This time Kennedy's shooting back.'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

'Office' block tightening it's belt

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"Don't editorialize."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

The Decline of Europe

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

'We're looking for impartial people who think the way we do.'

"So how did the rest of the team respond to your promotion?"

King Solomon's Pollster.

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."