Gun Culture Commentator Pillows

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

Texas Dashboard Organizer

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

A man runs from a cornucopia of guns.

A bee is fired from a gun.

"Those bullet holes are something new, aren't they?"

"Everyone should open carry at all times."

'That's why i never wear my mobile phone next to my gun.'

'What do you mean you don't rent helicopters?' (Santa shot all his reindeer)

'I know the difference between right and wrong... but not the on/off position of the safety on my gun.'

Saturn wearing a NRA hat and eating his own child

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

"We still don't have children. He's been shooting blanks."

"Up here you can call gun freaks gun freaks."

"A gun... Really!"

'Don't worry, he never misses ... except when he's been drinking, like tonight.'

"Dad, can I borrow the gun tonight?"

"Didn't you know. . . God is an American."

Cupid with Gun

'Oh good Lord! 'Tourists'? I thought you said 'Terrorists'!'

New Gun Laws

"Go to bed!""No!"

Concealed Carry

When Billy-Bob returned from the gun shop, some idiot had parked so close he couldn't get into his car - for whar proved to be the last time.

"My clients object to the term 'hit men.' They like to think of themselves as a well-regulated militia."

Shooting Star

Please adjust your dress before you go out shooting.

The NRA kiddies coloring book

'Does this outfit make my concealed weapon look big?'

"Hey, that innocent kid doesn't have a gun in his hands!! Who will protect us from trigger-happy uniformed psychos?!"

Life in America (couple with guns).