Games Of Chance Prints

'I don't like to take chances.'

'...And now the weather for the weekend.'

Three men randomly choosing lottery numbers

"According to this survey, five out of six people think Russian Roulette is safe."

"What do four ones beat?"

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

Sucker.

Cabby and facetious fare

"Up next we interview the big lottery winner, but first, let's tamp down your envy and greed by looking all the lives totally devastated by winning the lottery."

The man who cheated death...

'Oh, well... NEXT time my colleagues start a Lotto syndicate, I'll join it.'

"Baldo, when it comes to work, you deserve what you get and you get what you deserve!"

"Why do you like playing Bingo so much, Tia Carmen?"

When Tia Carmen says... "Every misfortune you have carries in it the seed of tomorrow's good luck!" it means... "I didn't win the lottery last week, but this week that jackpot's mine!"

"This is a silly, childish game! It's not worth my time and effort."

"Enjoy!"

Football Fans

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"Have you been playing dice?"

Putin and Zelensky

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Basketball.

A boy with a football

Trout Game

"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."

'Ten percent chance of rain sounded pretty good!'

'Will you make the final table?'

Ball Pit Island

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

World Cup Universe.

An affair to remember.

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