Games Of Chance Mugs

'I don't like to take chances.'

'...And now the weather for the weekend.'

Three men randomly choosing lottery numbers

"According to this survey, five out of six people think Russian Roulette is safe."

"What do four ones beat?"

Sucker.

Cabby and facetious fare

"Up next we interview the big lottery winner, but first, let's tamp down your envy and greed by looking all the lives totally devastated by winning the lottery."

The man who cheated death...

'Oh, well... NEXT time my colleagues start a Lotto syndicate, I'll join it.'

"Baldo, when it comes to work, you deserve what you get and you get what you deserve!"

"Why do you like playing Bingo so much, Tia Carmen?"

When Tia Carmen says... "Every misfortune you have carries in it the seed of tomorrow's good luck!" it means... "I didn't win the lottery last week, but this week that jackpot's mine!"

"This is a silly, childish game! It's not worth my time and effort."

"Enjoy!"

Football Fans

Putin and Zelensky

"Have you been playing dice?"

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Basketball.

A boy with a football

Trout Game

"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."

'Ten percent chance of rain sounded pretty good!'

'Will you make the final table?'

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

Ball Pit Island

An affair to remember.

Subtitle Guessing

'That's like, so random!' (teenager reading about the laws of chance)

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

"We'll have an economic forecast in a minute, Mr. Snell. We're just crunching the numbers now."

Stan waits at the door for opportunity to knock.