Game Of Chance Enthusiast Mugs

3 Card Monte

Traditional piano player is infact playing a fruit machine

"I won the lottery so I had it gold plated."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'I don't like to take chances.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'And right here they merged...'

"Mam? What's love juice?"

'I told you I'd deal with your transfer request, Jenkins. Cut the deck!'

'Heads we declare bankruptcy, tails we try to buy out a profitable megacorp...'

'Out. How come?' - 'Off side.'

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

Leaving America to chance, the USA being eaten by a die

"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel."

Tombola Winner

'Do you have clothes for winning the lottery?'

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

They used a scientific method to decide which new product idea to pursue.

Rock, paper, scissors

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

'That's like, so random!' (teenager reading about the laws of chance)

Afghanistan-British Disputes with Russia

Good Luck

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

An affair to remember.

Bob Smith: Asking For It

'...here are this week's lucky fur balls.'

"Bob said his decisions were only 30% correct...so he's trying to increase his odds."