Guessing Games Prints

"We'll have an economic forecast in a minute, Mr. Snell. We're just crunching the numbers now."

Guessing games!

Battleship - Cattleship

Sixth word.... Sounds like... Bell! ...Hell? ...Well? ...WELL!! ...OK, then... so far it's 'Timmy BLANK trapped BLANK BLANK well'...

Subtitle Guessing

The Name of the Film

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Cut Price

Fast food. Even faster food

Backfire

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'Roget it's fantastic, superb, extraordinary...where on earth did you get the idea?'

Silence of the Chickens...

Dog Park

Shampoo.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Wordplay: Hibernation.

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Bangers and Mash

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Cat Burglar

"Bed Spread"

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

Artifishial Intelligence

Some card-game puns