Gamer With A Feline Twist Gifts

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

Schrodinger's Black Box

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

Schrödinger and his cat

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

'I want to talk about your efforts to increase sales, Robert.'

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

"He would rather die than salivate!"

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

'How's your new fish?'

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

Catburglar's anonymous. Sign saying 'door not in use'.

Schrodinger's earlier experiment...

101 uses of a dead cat: xylophone.

A fuzzy monster plays ping pong with himself

101 uses of a dead cat: pneumatic drill.

"This place is still warm from the dryer and centrally located near several mouse holes."

'No, it doesn't connect to an X-box!'