Gamer With A Feline Twist Gifts

"Sure, it's interactive, but it's no Xbox Kinect."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

Schrodinger's Black Box

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

Schrödinger and his cat

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

'I want to talk about your efforts to increase sales, Robert.'

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

X. O. Whaddaya say we take a break from tic-tac-toe for some hugs 'n' kisses?

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

"He would rather die than salivate!"

"Space is not for pussies!"

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

'How's your new fish?'

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

"Are you going to finish that? I'm auditioning for a 'That Cat Is Too Damn Fat' video."

Early Days In Birthday Game Invention. . .

"Schrödinger's other cat"

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

Catburglar's anonymous. Sign saying 'door not in use'.

Schrodinger's earlier experiment...

Hang on – I need to take a photo for proof of delivery.

"This place is still warm from the dryer and centrally located near several mouse holes."

101 uses of a dead cat: xylophone.

101 uses of a dead cat: pneumatic drill.

"It's OK, but I thought an Xbox would be something I could climb into."

A fuzzy monster plays ping pong with himself