Gamer In Denial Pillows

'Why do I always lose at this interactive television fishing show!'

Working Holiday

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

The Birth of a Lawsuit

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"I'm not worried because somehow all this is your fault."

"A new study shows half of all marriages end in divorce when one of the spouses bring their work home with them. Would you care to respond, honey?"

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

'I'm sorry but we don't have athletic scholarships for video games.'

"Look, I'm not blaming you. I'm just suing you."

"We put him in the field but it didn't help."

'What's wrong? You can play any game you want! Mwaahahaha!'

"Sulk all you want Edward, we are not adding sporting equipment to our wedding registry!"

"Being a twin is great. I always have a scapegoat."

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

'I am willing to fail... as long as it's not my fault.'

"I blame the nurses."

'As usual, tech support is busy.'

'How are you at looking guilty? - We need to hire a scapegoat.'

"You blame this on the 4 martinis I drank. I blame it on the Bossa Nova."

'No, it doesn't connect to an X-box!'

"I'd like to buy a scape goat. Maybe two."

'You're howling off key again!'

'I quit my job because I'm coming into money. Yep, I'm 4-6 weeks away from several rebate checks arriving.'