Game Tracker Gifts

'If you're wondering where the building is, I sold it. I needed the money to finance my Western elk hunt.'

Bowled over again!

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

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'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

Snail Coach

NHS targets.

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

Strike 3! 'Dammit - all I can think about is that $5,350,000!'

"I met all my projections. Thank goodness I set the bar low."

"Obama planted it."

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

Board meeting "And finally, gentlemen, Miss Silverman with the lunch-time scores."

Climate change meant that Norman was often finding his quarry far from the traditional hunting grounds.

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

'Dinosaur footprints!'

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

"So if you don't want to know the World Cup results look away now until July 16th."

Sales and Learning Experiences

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

"Somehow, this just don't seem sportin', Jake."

'Took me all night to write that message.'

'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.'

"The only way I lost a few ounces with my activity tracker was when I took it off."