Game Theory Debaters Gifts

"To me, baseball is a metaphor for football."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Changing Minds

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

'You present a very convincing argument.'

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

Frankly, it’s too grim for a comedy, and too silly for a tragedy.

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

With Liberty handcuffed,,the thought police pursue happiness,

'When the music stops, sit down in the nearest chair. Whoever doesn't get a chair is redundant.'

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

No Strike Zone Man.

Rock, paper, scissors

'Rock beats scissors, sanctions it is!'

Peel as the Knave of Spades

Chess boxing

Professor Malinowski Failed to Impress His Audience with his Small Bang Theory.

Political Collaboration.

Footballer plays in labyrinth.

'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'

'Although we've vanquished the invaders from Paperland, we really should have allied with them for the impending attack on us by Rockland!'

"The Court finds itself on the horns of a dilemma. On the one hand, wiretap evidence is inadmissible, and on the other hand I'm dying to hear it."

'It stands for, 'Rock, Paper, Scissors'.'

If chess allowed gerrymandering.

How to win the Lottery. - Scratch 'n' read edition.

"I know I've asked this before, but are you sure it's 'paper cuts scissors'?"