Game Theory Debaters Prints

"To me, baseball is a metaphor for football."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Changing Minds

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'You present a very convincing argument.'

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

With Liberty handcuffed,,the thought police pursue happiness,

'When the music stops, sit down in the nearest chair. Whoever doesn't get a chair is redundant.'

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

No Strike Zone Man.

Rock, paper, scissors

'Rock beats scissors, sanctions it is!'

Peel as the Knave of Spades

Political Collaboration.

'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'

Footballer plays in labyrinth.

Chess boxing

Professor Malinowski Failed to Impress His Audience with his Small Bang Theory.

'Although we've vanquished the invaders from Paperland, we really should have allied with them for the impending attack on us by Rockland!'

"The Court finds itself on the horns of a dilemma. On the one hand, wiretap evidence is inadmissible, and on the other hand I'm dying to hear it."

'It stands for, 'Rock, Paper, Scissors'.'

If chess allowed gerrymandering.

How to win the Lottery. - Scratch 'n' read edition.

"I know I've asked this before, but are you sure it's 'paper cuts scissors'?"