Game Rental Rambler Pillows

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

Souvenirs.

Artex cartoon

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

E=mc2 - Einstein's graffiti.

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

"I will avenge the underdone fish that ruined my dinner if it's the last thing I ever do."

Having conducted a survey of 32.4% of the 56.6% of tax experts about 43% of the budget we found an 87.6% probability that we haven't got the foggiest ideas of what it means.

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

"I've been voting for the lesser of two evils for decades now, and yet the country still seems to be self-destructing in slow motion."

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

Airport Cheerleader

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

A pilot is waiting for a Jedi to signal he can proceed on an airport runway.

A Better Life

Hillbilly.

-Last again! -I had to stay behind the others because I didn't know the way!

'If you ask me I think they've taken over the place!'

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

'The cuts have really hit radio hard.'

Scuba diver/bubbles

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.

Tourism

"If you are back by December pop into the corner shop and bring me a Christmas pudding."

Harvesting the wind: 'Blah, blah, blah. . .'

'Man, I hate walking down so many stairs!'

Counting Geigers...

'Even this building is historical. Almost like a ruin.'

"How do I get rid of a tenant so I can charge more rent?"