Game Outcome Predictor T-Shirts

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

Psychic diving competition.

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

'That is correct on so many levels Jenkins!'

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

'We're in a hurry.'

Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Death, Pestilence, (Drugs) War, Famine.

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

doom.com

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

'Who will make the most money three years from now, athletes or sports agents?'

"And finally for the record, the clerk of the court has odds of 6-4 guilty, 2-1 not guilty..."

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

'Good news! The stock market is about to explode upwards on...'

A Dow Jones Industrial Average Correction Is Near

"It's seasonal, like the first gritters of Winter and the first cuckoos of Spring...the first pollsters of the election!"

'The object is to get the ball into either of those two nets.' - 'It would help if the men didn't get in each other's way so much.'

Mr. Science Times

'Our rivals have issued a big profit warning, so we'll issue an even bigger warning.'

'I don't think you are going to see the end of this match with that 4-4-2 formation.'

Two doomsayers, one with a sign saying 'The end is near due to global warming' and the other 'The end is near due to nuclear winter'.

"Of course I'm good at predicting the future. That's why I invested in a desktop."

"Don't waste your money,dearie-there's only one score draw next Saturday!"

'Now do you think that's done any good?'

'Everyone left, and it's only the second inning. We should have asked them who's going to win.'

'Before you use that information, I ought to tell you that the computer predicted we'd have record profits last year.'

"Armageddon? Aren't you the one who was saying the sky was falling?"