Game Of Life Player T-Shirts

"Enjoy the game. What game? I was talking to the baby."

"Marco ..."

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

Spot the fur ball.

Strawberry Shake

'I told you I'd deal with your transfer request, Jenkins. Cut the deck!'

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

Hole Sale

"...The cat tried all the tricks in the book to catch the mouse!"

God playing with dolls.

Rock N Roll, Paper, Scissors

'Aaar! Walk the person planked on the plank!'

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

Coconut shy...

Modern Football

Strike A Balance

"It's an oughtobiography...."

Skeleton wanting his bone back.

'It's not about winning, it's about having fun!'

Africa's secret pastime - Stripe poker,

A woman in her underwear slam dunks hearts into a basketball hoop.

'Oh wait, I've got a good one! I spy with my little eye.'

Mugger hitting a jackpot (strip).

"Tag, you're it!"

Caution! School Crossing.

"I just want to apologize beforehand if you miss."

Two chefs playing foosball using rotisserie chickens.

Colour Version: Leapfrog on Hunchback

'Ugh, why did I ever get these tattoos?'