Game Expense Debater Mugs

'That sure is a realistic war game. It comes complete with cost over runs. Here's the 3rd bill for it.'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Yellow Vests

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

'What we must decide is if there is an accidental nuclear explosion which wipes out this entire part of the country, do we pass the cost on to the consumer?'

Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

World Cop.

"No more stress!"

'You got a problem with that call? Do ya, Coach? Well I call 'em the way I see 'em!'

Oil Tower at Mount Rushmore

"There, that's better!"

"Hey! You overcharged me by $20."

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

Meet Larry; tenor, baritone, philosopher, social commentator, sport analyst, political expert, relationship expert … and A+ certified plumber.

The Elephant in the Corner.

School of Voodoo Economics

I pay 125 clams a year on road taxes.

"Can we actually tax stockholders?"

"Why is this quarterback still playing?"

"Must be question time again."

'...and now to continue our exciting coverage of the election debate.'

'Before we start, Senator, what's you stand on health care and taxing the wealthy?'

'The trouble with trickle-down economics is, when it gets down to me, it keeps right on trickling.'

"We have no funding for disasters that have not yet happened..."