Budgeting Debater Mugs

"We have no funding for disasters that have not yet happened..."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Changing Minds

"Now that's a win."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

Like Minded

And now, for a rebuttal.

Global warming debate.

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

The last word.

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

Approved Debate Questions

Yellow Vests

Nasty, Shady, and Gruesome equal Massive potential profits

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

'My opponent hates cats.'

Debate Club Note

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.