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'That sure is a realistic war game. It comes complete with cost over runs. Here's the 3rd bill for it.'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

More Unequal Than Others

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

Yellow Vests

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

'What we must decide is if there is an accidental nuclear explosion which wipes out this entire part of the country, do we pass the cost on to the consumer?'

Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit

"I've had enough of character building, Dad. Can I support a successful team now?"

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

World Cop.

"There, that's better!"

"No more stress!"

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

Oil Tower at Mount Rushmore

"Hey! You overcharged me by $20."

'You got a problem with that call? Do ya, Coach? Well I call 'em the way I see 'em!'

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The Elephant in the Corner.

'Would our taxes be any cheaper if we lived in a sketcher?'

"Can we actually tax stockholders?"

'Look, I'm a goat, not an elephant. I really don't want to debate politics during the game...'

I pay 125 clams a year on road taxes.

School of Voodoo Economics

News and Magazines. Budget News. I'm not worried about the debt --- it's too big to fail!

"Why is this quarterback still playing?"

'Before we start, Senator, what's you stand on health care and taxing the wealthy?'

"Must be question time again."

'We just can't seem to keep it clean. . .'

'...and now to continue our exciting coverage of the election debate.'

'The trouble with trickle-down economics is, when it gets down to me, it keeps right on trickling.'

"We have no funding for disasters that have not yet happened..."