Game Day Detective Pillows

'What the... Eddie, check this out!'

Bowled over again!

Church for sports worshipers.

Go team!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

American Football.

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Strive to win!

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

"What are you in for?"

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.