Game Day Detective Pillows

Church for sports worshipers.

Go team!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

American Football.

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Strive to win!

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"What are you in for?"

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'