Game Combination Fan Pillows

"Football Pool"

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

Game In A Can.

'You've caught a bad chill. You must avoid draughts for a couple of weeks.'

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

Man playing chess from his parked car.

"How was the play!"

"No, still there."

Have you seen my iPhone? No. You lost it? I may have misplaced it. Big deal. You hate it. It'll turn up. Exactly, I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I especially hate the Scrabble app and I absolutely can't wait to find the phone so I can mock it further! Help: I love my iPhone. Oh dear. Trouble brewing. To be continued ...

... Scooby or not Scooby ... The bard is trying to think of a name for Hamlet's dog.

"Guac-A-Mole"

Chess Halloween

'Damn!...I lost my grip.'

The chess pieces that fell off the chequered flag

'It's the first ever crossword. . . taken him 100 years to do.'

Tic tac toe.

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

Doctor in office exam room with patient, getting ready to do a knee reflex test. On the wall next to him is a strong man test to see how hard he hits the patient's knee.

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

'No, Janet, there is no mini-bar--but we do have mini-baccarat.'

They're on Twitter and playing Twister! Neat! Twizzler?

"It's cheese! It's always #$*! cheese!"

I hope you brought enough beer boxes for all the dads.

'Whew!'

Supermarket store detectives.

"I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock, rock'."

'I'm sorry, Andrew, we're just not a good fit.'

"Coordinates 135 and 350."

"I'm too small to bob for apples so I brought a friend."

Man plays poker against a TV set. Woman says: 'I had no idea this interactive TV stuff worked both ways.'

Out of Order (numbers out of order)

Jue des Boules

Chess pieces sheltering from a storm under a chess board whilst leaving the pawns out in the rain.

Nudist Camp

The wrong suit