Game Alerts Pillows

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Bowled over again!

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

Strike 3! 'Dammit - all I can think about is that $5,350,000!'

Kick! Go for it!

Have you seen my iPhone? No. You lost it? I may have misplaced it. Big deal. You hate it. It'll turn up. Exactly, I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I especially hate the Scrabble app and I absolutely can't wait to find the phone so I can mock it further! Help: I love my iPhone. Oh dear. Trouble brewing. To be continued ...

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

Clydesdale never misses a beat.

You really gorge yourself on sports. THEY score and YOU take a victory lap through the kitchen.!

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

"I promised I'd bring him - he could never afford to come when he was alive."

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

A football fan chews a football as his team concedes.

'The boss came up and said, 'there are too many guys named Kevin around here' and so - I was fired!'

"I had no choice...The idiot was trying to tell me spoilers about the season finale of my favourite soap opera."

"We call it that because Pastor Dave is always aware of kick-off time."

'Why didn't he stop the ball?'

'Wait a minute -- you did all this stuff in a VIDEO GAME?'

'My turn now!'

"Mind if I put the game on?"

"The other team won by 12 lucky goals!"

Unicorn playing Reality Football League

Cancelled Bowl Games

'Cheer up Rosi, how about I get some nice cans of larger and we watch the football this afternoon?'

Game keeper distraught that he has killed Santas reindeer

"Honey, can you get me that antelope?"

'You're not really going to try and challenge that traveling call are you?'

'If you're wondering where the building is, I sold it. I needed the money to finance my Western elk hunt.'

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Just so you know, Bob, I don't date guys who play games. Sooo, the ball's in my court