Game Alerts Prints

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

Strike 3! 'Dammit - all I can think about is that $5,350,000!'

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

Clydesdale never misses a beat.

You really gorge yourself on sports. THEY score and YOU take a victory lap through the kitchen.!

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

"I promised I'd bring him - he could never afford to come when he was alive."

A football fan chews a football as his team concedes.

'The boss came up and said, 'there are too many guys named Kevin around here' and so - I was fired!'

"I had no choice...The idiot was trying to tell me spoilers about the season finale of my favourite soap opera."

'Why didn't he stop the ball?'

'My turn now!'

'Wait a minute -- you did all this stuff in a VIDEO GAME?'

"We call it that because Pastor Dave is always aware of kick-off time."

"Mind if I put the game on?"

"The other team won by 12 lucky goals!"

'Cheer up Rosi, how about I get some nice cans of larger and we watch the football this afternoon?'

Game keeper distraught that he has killed Santas reindeer

Cancelled Bowl Games

Unicorn playing Reality Football League

"Honey, can you get me that antelope?"

'If you're wondering where the building is, I sold it. I needed the money to finance my Western elk hunt.'

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Football Time.