Galleys Collector Mugs

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Posh Easter Egg

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

17th Century Anonymous Dutch Paintings Museum: Formerly 'Rembrandt Museum'.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"I wonder what this was for."

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'You are charged with contempt of CNN....'

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

'I think that's always how it's been!'

'How old is this vase?'

'We're confident that morale dips resulting from the recent salary cuts will be offset by the distribution of these smiley face badges to all affected employees.'

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

Beer Sergeant.

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.