Gallery Gosher Pillows

"I love the way her eyes look right past you as they search out the most important person in the room."

Larry's used art

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

Culture Saturday

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

bird interprets modern art

Painting taking root...

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Rodin's Browser

Cats at private view

The Rise of Modern Art

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Children's Art Show.

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

Escher exhibition first floor

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

I painted them all from memory.

Art Gallery.

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

I love Museum Shops

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.