Galician Wine Admirer Mugs

Galician vineyards

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

"Great coffee, Carole."

"We REALLY do get better with age."

A giant glass of red wine

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

"Thanks for inventing the god Dionysus. Now the whole country has a reason to drink more wine."

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

'I've found taking a sip of another table's wine is an effective conversation starter.'

"He changed water into wine!"

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'

"Going early was a good idea. So was bringing our own bottle of wine, While we're on the subject, so was the wheel."

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

Prosecco Drinker

"I find a good cabernet is the best way to put my money where my mouth is."

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

A feast in a hospital bed.

'Enjoy?...How?'

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

THE WINE LOVERS - man and woman anticipate sex after getting drunk, but then fall asleep

"Must you always be so anthropomorphic?"

Man offers 1932 bottle of win and car keys to man with classic 1932 car.

National Debt: Deep, long lasting and sure to generate a lot of interest.

'Knock that back please, I'm cleaning the crystal.'

'Milking' the Wine Barrel.