Galician Wine Admirer Pillows

Galician vineyards

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

"Great coffee, Carole."

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

A giant glass of red wine

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

"Thanks for inventing the god Dionysus. Now the whole country has a reason to drink more wine."

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

'I've found taking a sip of another table's wine is an effective conversation starter.'

"He changed water into wine!"

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

"I find a good cabernet is the best way to put my money where my mouth is."

"Going early was a good idea. So was bringing our own bottle of wine, While we're on the subject, so was the wheel."

Prosecco Drinker

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

A feast in a hospital bed.

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

THE WINE LOVERS - man and woman anticipate sex after getting drunk, but then fall asleep

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

"Must you always be so anthropomorphic?"

'Enjoy?...How?'

Man offers 1932 bottle of win and car keys to man with classic 1932 car.

"Which one had the health benefits in it?"

'Milking' the Wine Barrel.

'Most people serve crackers to cleanse the pallet at a wine tasting. You had to pick one hosted by a dental hygienist.'

National Debt: Deep, long lasting and sure to generate a lot of interest.