Grape Connoisseurs Mugs

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Wine Lady

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

A giant glass of red wine

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Wine tasting

"Thanks for inventing the god Dionysus. Now the whole country has a reason to drink more wine."

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

"I spent all day looking for this Malbec, not that anybody cares."

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

'Okay, you've got a mouthful of minerals, grapefruit, herbs and grass. Is it starting to taste like a sauvignon blanc?'

'I think we can skip the resume.'

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

Schoolboy with lunch box.

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 4)

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"Grapes are my favorite fruit too."

"Okay then, what wine do you have if we go up to the four-dollar range?"