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Music in Space.

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Fish talking about fisherman

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

300 cows in a field...grazing!

'...and then the DOW rallied six hundred points and the three bears felt like idiots...'

fairy tales

Musical Bicycle.

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

Dancing in a circle

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

'Because he was the one who had to milk her. That's why Jack traded the cow for a handful of beans.'

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

I was able to get you a 2-book deal.

"Always exaggerate. It makes life seem more interesting."

'The tales I could tell, sonny... I've marked my way across 7 continents, from the Kelly green hydrants of Belfast to the salty yellow curbs of old Shanghai...'

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

Writers Block: "Day 24 and still no typewriter!"

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

The Birth of the Easter Bunny.

Every App tells a story.

A woman spins a wheel offering 'pie' or 'no pie'.

"Bore me to sleep, Daddy."

" - This might work, but management will never approve it . . ."

'Your book is quite dull, so we're marketing it as a bedtime story.'

Space DJ.

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

Engraving on tomb of the unknown writer - The END.

'Ollie, it's me! Some rich guy repeated one of my cockamamy tales and I sued him for intellectual property theft.'