Galactic Vinyl Spinner Gifts

Music in Space.

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Fish talking about fisherman

Noel Coward.

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

300 cows in a field...grazing!

Science Lab. I have to work late, dear --- I spent most of the day going the wrong way.

'...and then the DOW rallied six hundred points and the three bears felt like idiots...'

fairy tales

Musical Bicycle.

Dancing in a circle

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

'The tales I could tell, sonny... I've marked my way across 7 continents, from the Kelly green hydrants of Belfast to the salty yellow curbs of old Shanghai...'

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

'Because he was the one who had to milk her. That's why Jack traded the cow for a handful of beans.'

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

I was able to get you a 2-book deal.

"Always exaggerate. It makes life seem more interesting."

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

Every App tells a story.

Writers Block: "Day 24 and still no typewriter!"

The Birth of the Easter Bunny.

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

A woman spins a wheel offering 'pie' or 'no pie'.

"Bore me to sleep, Daddy."

Pandora's cat.

'Oh great! Look who's here. Like, we have a chance with these two girls now.'

" - This might work, but management will never approve it . . ."

Space DJ.

'Your book is quite dull, so we're marketing it as a bedtime story.'

'Ollie, it's me! Some rich guy repeated one of my cockamamy tales and I sued him for intellectual property theft.'