Galactic Music Lover Gifts

Satellite radio DJ Lenny Purtz.

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Save Our Universe

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

Life on cloud 8

Alien Painting Moon

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"Space is not for pussies!"

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

At the CD shop.

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

A little night music...

'You don't need to be a rocket scientist to understand it but I am a rocket scientist.'

"In space, there is no sound. Except those - we can still hear those @#%* things."

Space Orchestra

No Air Guitar

The Red Shift/The Purple Muu-Muu

Bowling ball earth

"I hate to blow the place up, but it's way out of compliance with Galactic standards."

Shuttle wash

"Well that's just great!! Five years looking for new life and civilizations and all we find is that space is just a giant vacuum!!"

Air guitar. Air lighters.

Koto

'The Universe isn't coming to an end, Schneebart -- you just left the lens cap on!'

"He says we're too late - Elvis is dead!"

'It's strictly catch and release, but Coconut Shrimp is great bait.'

Goodbye Aretha

"My 'chord' and my God!"

I'll play the streaky red meteor into the blue planet into corner black hole. Fat chance! You haven't made that shot since the dinosaurs were down there!

'What a haunting melody.' 'Yes. It gives me the creeps, too.'