Galactic Gag Lover Prints

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

"Well that's just great!! Five years looking for new life and civilizations and all we find is that space is just a giant vacuum!!"

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Bubble Gum Farms.

Save Our Universe

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

'YAY! PATE!'

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

'...and don't think I didn't see that flying tackle.'

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

"I'm in for observation."

'Your left ventricle doesn't know what your right ventricle is doing.'

'Congratulations - you're the first victim of recombinant DNA.'

The monster was surprised to receive a medical bill from Dr. Frankenstein.

'Admit it you need glasses, that is my false eyelash you have just sprayed.'

The Fart Side

'My first drink since my accident.'

"Is it working?"

'Methane Happens.'

This would be Andy's first and last day as golf instructor at Sunset Oaks Country Club: "Remember, *hic*....Always jerk your head up and swing at the ball as hard as you can."

"Being God just doesn't pay as much as you'd think it would."

"Apparently, this is his 'great lost masterpiece...'"

My uncle was a world-famous chainsaw juggler. For one show.

'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'

'Jill, come take a look at Mr. Bolinder's EKG!'

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

"In space, there is no sound. Except those - we can still hear those @#%* things."

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!

1909 - Pablo Picasso started wearing contact lenses but would never admit they were useless.

'No thanks - When I finish this drink I'm going straight to hell.'

'Tell me more about this strange man...'

"Surprise!"