Science Gag Lover Prints

"What' this?! I said to find me a brain!"

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"...I think we've found the missing link!"

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

It's an experiment.

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

How Patrick Moore chooses a hotel..."Hmmm four stars".

"We've added this since depth perception is a problem in space."

Mediterranean Martini

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

Electrolyte Orchestra.

These days we worry about 'scientist playing God.' But in ancient Greece they worried about Gods playing scientist....

'But it may be easier to understand the meaning of bioengineered life.'

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

'Thanks for helping me out with this prank - I just love freaking out people!'

"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

Molecules you ought to be aware of...

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'

"I'm in for observation."

"Apparently my writing is so bad I've been rejected by a gene editor. She said she could see the lack of talent in my DNA."

Pencils, Markers, Pens, Genetic Markers.

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven.

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...