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Dentist reading 'Dentistry for Dummies'.

'A tool belt? -- you know I hate gag gifts!'

"He won't eat anything but corn."

Beach con-man.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

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Lavatory Waterfall

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

"Yikes! Okay, I'm going to pretend I didn't see this."

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Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

'...and don't think I didn't see that flying tackle.'

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

'Congratulations - you're the first victim of recombinant DNA.'

"You must see someone about your problem."

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

Wise man scaring baby Jesus.

'Admit it you need glasses, that is my false eyelash you have just sprayed.'

'He stubbed-my-toe yell sounds a lot like his chest-pounding victory yell.'

"Here he comes! Don't move."