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"Ms. Davis, get us some binders full of Latinos."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

Clown God

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'It was this big. I swear'

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'Whoops!'

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

A Grumble Bee

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

'It needs more punctuation.'

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

A Cow Funeral.

People who love the supine position tend to lie down on the job.

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away." "What's a doctor?"

"Who ate all the pieties?"

"I think I'm picking up a 'holier than thou' vibe here."

Bert always found plenty of rubbish for his compost bin

Mitt shoots off his own feet.

"How can you look into those eyes and make her sleep outside?"

"My memory is awful, so stop me if I've told this one before."

'There's a 'most disgusting contest' photo finish.'

Beware Of The Hog...

Santa in hospital bed with intravenous milk and cookies in situ.

"If we do run into any complications, Gerry will just Google it."

Don't worry, you're fine - I'm just having with a latch. A-1 Gate Repair.

Three wall angels...

'Of course He never listens - He's OMNISCIENT!'

'Another serious stroke is a possibility, so if you have any sudden drooling, dizziness, or if you ever laugh out loud at a Garfield cartoon, call 911 immediately.'