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'Trick play! Trick play!'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

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Haircuts

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Dawing your Cellphone

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Useless add-ons.

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Nerd tryouts.

'Hey...remember T.V.?

Bicycle sat nav.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'E-books?'

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

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"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."