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New Zealand Farmers Using Facial Recognition Software to Check on Flocks

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"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Who can we call?"

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

Baby cries into a cellphone.

Baby Potty Training Robot

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.

Well...That's what happens when you text and graze!

"The only downside to free-range is I can't get a Wi-Fi signal out here."

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

"You tell me where you hid the remote and I'll tell you where I hid your phone."

Scan And Repair

"Aw, his first mobile..."

The AdRams Family no.33 - The AdRams family

Sorry Jerry, you've gone all muffly. Have you been shat on again?

"Sippy cup holders!"

'That one's for a man with a very large lawn, it's fitted with sat nav.'

"These new cars have so many sensors, they're ticklish."

'Norman just loves that leaf blower I bought him for Christmas.'