Gadget-loving Fur Guardian Pillows

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

Childhood Screen Addict

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

Online Dog Dating

"Yes, I did use your credit card to pay for a computer and phone. Just how long did you expect that ball of yarn to entertain me."

"A text? Since when did the dog stop barking when he wanted to come in?"

'...I'd prefer it if you didn't fetch my iPad.'

'If I had a cellphone you wouldn't have to whistle all the time.'

"It's a cat-scanner."

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

Dog Selfie

Remote control bone.

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

'The dog kinda ate my homework. He deleted it off my hard drive.'

Dog licking laptop.

"Your screen time is up, but your dog time is down."

High Tech Mom

The ipod dog leash.

'Breed? He's a Pointer...and a Clicker.'

'Since we no longer have a newspaper to fetch, I taught him how to check the newsfeeds for me.'

It's one of those cognitive improvement programs...supposed to teach old dogs new tricks.

"I won't always be around to watch over you, but they'll be plenty of surveillance cameras."

"This shampoo is ruining all the great smells I rolled in on my walk!"

"Virtual walkies! What is the world coming to?"

Guard dog monitors TVs.

"These toys are insulting. If you want me to entertain myself, then I'll take the new iPad."