Gadget Lover With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

It has the capabilities of a smartphone. I call it the "iPatch"!

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Mac OS 20

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Hiding the electronics.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Dawing your Cellphone

Selfie Stick

Nerd tryouts.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'Hey...remember T.V.?

Bicycle sat nav.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'E-books?'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'