Gadget Love Prints

Data Stick Dreads

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Haircuts

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Robot surgery.

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."