Gadget Guru's Nemesis T-Shirts

"Wait, you can recharge them?"

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

Den Furniture

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'

"I'm afraid he's not much fun in the evenings. He's solar powered."

'Do you know where my purse is?' - 'I'd love a cup, thanks.' - 'I didn't ask if you wanted a drink! I can't find my purse.' - 'Oh, right. Have you tried ringing it?' - 'Listen up or die!' - 'Okay, tell me what it is while I send this text message.'

"He spends most of his time outside. I have to force him to come in and play with something electronic."

Man walking dog with headphones plugged into dog.

"Oddly enough it looks like you made 98.6 million last year from the talking medical thermometer you invented."

Unplugging and going outside

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

Car Racing.

"Instead of texting me, you want me to open my mouth and articulate thoughts? Phew, this better be good!"

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute?'

'I used to be confined to my backyard, but with this mobile device, I can do my business anywhere.'

Virus moves to mobile phones.

'I can remotely activate almost anything in this office, except him.'

"I can't find my stupid phone, so leave a message..."

"He's on a digital detox, they stop him fidgeting with his phone."

Early IT Consultants.

'Holidays are for wimps.'

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary - Digitally Mixed - Any drink stirred without the use of a spoon, swizzle stick or any other tool/utensil.

FREE mobile phone painting

"Save! Save! "

Hand Drier

'If you want your husband to help out more, buy this one.'

"I can't call nobody on this newfangled dang cellular telephone!" "That's the TV remote, Roy."